I thought I’d share today’s jokes. All clean.
Did you hear about the man in Argentina who recently received the prosthetic toe? It’s made of a newly patented rubber material. Do you know what they call him? Roberto.
A three-legged dog crashes through the saloon doors at a Texas bar and yells “Who shot my paw?”
What’s the difference between a tie-dye wearing hippie on a unicycle and a tuxedo clad magician on a bicycle? A tire.