My husband knows these words so I seldom correct the predictive text when sending him messages. I know he gets a chuckle every time I start to type “tomorrow” and it gets replaced with “tinnitus.” This is a new improvement to the predictive text for “tomorrow,” which used to be “gonorrhea.” I’m about 100% sure I never typed the word gonorrhea myself, as I honestly don’t know how to spell it without autocorrect. But I’m fairly certain some friends of mine have received messages from me such as “See you gonorrhea!” or “I have to work gonorrhea.” (auto correct, auto correct)
I can’t even share the word that replaces “you” every time. I do remember using it in a tipsy text to my sister and it’s come up instead of “you” every time since. I really have to be careful with that one, but it seems a fitting punishment for using that kind of language in the first place.
So dear reader, I bid you farewell until gonorrhea. (auto correct)